Последние обзоры Turtle

Ass.

Man... The no escape one made me feel so stupid.

I love Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a Slur. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a ♥♥♥♥♥. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

The cherries edge me a lot.

Favorite souls game out of all of them. Its the only game I can replay and won't feel bored doing so. would highly highly recommend!!

I love you.

Holy crap I can't even begin to explain how good this dlc was, I went into this thinking it was going to be a breeze just like the main game, but I got Humbled QUICK. Its nothing to play around with, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. And you might start to feel hopeless but you can get through it. I can't even get started on how good the animation and music were. Anyone who is reading this, YOU need to give this a try, the creators did a phenomenal job! This will go down as my favorite game hands down. Thank you creators for putting all your time and effort into it! I had an incredible experience hope to see more in the future. 10/10 I 100% recommend this to anyone. <3 :3

Baby cry which can be used as bullets. 10/10

Only wimps play on simple mode.

This game is extremely fun but its super hard. Then again who doesn't love challenging games :P