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3 people found this review helpful
105.9 hrs on record (105.6 hrs at review time)
Bruh its half life but modernized, whats not to love about it. You get to experience the story if it was in the vein of half life 2. So much love and attention to detail given by the developers, not to mention the reworked system to be more like half life 2. I love the new alien designs and how they move in comparison the gold source versions. The weapons make me cream me pants with how they feel now. The scientists now have ALOT more personality so you can go and finally ask them hows Otis been. The levels have SO much more flavor to them that i get lost in this game from time to time. Its basically a half life fans wet dream in terms of Half Life fan service. So what are ya waitin for, get in there soldier and experience half life through the lens of a modern pair of glasses from Lenscrafters (not sponsored) :P

11/10 Gets me away from anime any day
Posted 2 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
523.9 hrs on record (173.9 hrs at review time)
Started up this game not knowing anything about it. Got in had a blast unlocking everything and seeing how far i could go. So many items to use and many builds to play with. Plus rng will bend you over the knee if it so chooses.
Got Gud started playing monsoon difficulty from then on.
Ran out of things to do so i downloaded mods.
Played with mods and became god, game ran at 2 fps, computer exploded and a gas line erupted.
Died and got reincarnated as a slime named Rimuru Tempest and became the god of Jura Tempest
Worth it
Posted 28 July, 2021.
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23 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
972.8 hrs on record (492.3 hrs at review time)
Simple Bloon Destroyin Bliss

I mean what else is there to say its the ultimate bloons tower defense game.
You looking for your dads bloons tower defense. Sorry sunshine that game is in a different castle.
Lots of things have been added over the years to a fine point of perfect balance of chaotic bloon destroyin and perfect time waster. heroes, towers and a crap ton of content to make sure you keep coming back for more.
Awesome game and a worthy addition to the bloons franchise.

10/10 love playing this while i'm watching anime
Posted 7 July, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
288.2 hrs on record (84.4 hrs at review time)
Zombies in this game is one thing.....zombies in this with mods is a entirely different story

Call of duty World at war is an amazing game with a stellar campaign that never gets old to play on.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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51 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1,256.8 hrs on record (441.0 hrs at review time)
Ohh garry's mod, how this game has gotten me through some tough times. tis game with all the game modes, and the sandbox, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SANDBOX :DDDDDDDD. Never have i devoted so much time to just myself with a game sooooo much. everything in sandbox along with the ♥♥♥♥ loads upon ♥♥♥♥ loads of stuff from workshop makes this a mod gone game that much more worth it.

pros:

1. sandbox is massive, ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE and you do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you want.
2. the multiplayer is genuinely fresh as if it was just made yesterday.
3. workshop makes this game up, if you cant find something you like in it to mess with...then you sir are missing out.
4. making sfm's and posing in this is the best and hasn't been replicated in anyway more so than this game.
5. can spend hours upon hours on this and never get bored :)

cons:

NONE!!!!

So in conclusion, if you have a creative mind beyond belief you will have a hell of a time playing this.
Posted 15 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record
Wow just wow.....this game was truely something. I have never been so moved by a game in a long time.
this game game me so many mixed feelings in all the right ways. Theres joy, fear, disturbingness, and aprehension all in one game and it depicts is very well. for anyone who likes VNS i would strongly recommend playing this through cus the story and characters within are something i haven't seen in bloody years. The pacing and creepiness keep up with each other nicely and/or horrifyingly. i give it 9.5/10 best vn i have seen in a long time













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Posted 5 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
55.8 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
I LOVE RESIDENT EVIL 4. :D Where do i start. From the get go you know your in for a treat. You go as leon kennedy a government agent sent to a mysterious aren in europe to rescue the presidents daughter. But when leon is introduced to the setting and local populace he realizes he is in for the most horrific mission of his life. From the hefty ganados to the hulking el gigante you realize that you are one man against an entire cult of crazed parasitic maniacs. You get to wield a variety of weapons to the simple pistol to the plaga vaporizing prl laser cannon. To accompany you is ashley as you lead her out of the rural area of outland villages, farms, old historical castles and even an isolated island out in the middle of nowhere. Along with leon and ashley you soon discover your not the only ones fighting the plaga infested poplulace as third world coverts start showing up and being surfaceing as the story goes along. To conclude resident evil 4 is one of the best games i have ever played it has stood the test of time to be the best survival horror out there and will forever be in my top ten best games i ever PLAYED. 9.8/10 my favorite resident evil game to date
Posted 10 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
57.1 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
Monstrum Now here is a damn good indie game. Well to start off with my first impressions of this were when i watched markiplier play it And since first impressions are everything then...well. I thought it was pretty damn cool looking and unique how everytime you start it up its random. So i found it on sale for 8 bucks and thought what the hell why not. I start it up and the first thing i noticed is that some things had changed and made it even better to begin with. i started walking along and collecting items in various rooms around (spoilers) the ship. So i get up to deck 5 and notice this purple cloud pass by the door i was in. Next i move to the door and peak around the corner and BAM! instantly hit by what appears to be a demonic entity that floats around. So after many times i died and manage to get a look at all the other places on the ship. I found out there are three different ways to get off the ship and three different monsters as well. So in conclusion yes it can get kind of tedious at first but the monsters and constant item finds kept me going till the end and finally getting through it with the helicopter:D. So monstrum is a very well made idie game with very detailed rooms and places on it and very terrifying creatures that want to tear you apart limb from limb. I give monstrum a 9.5/10 and will keep loving it for as long as its available.:)


P.s. i am now changing my review to 9.7 :D forever forth into the depths of monstum >:D
Posted 17 November, 2016. Last edited 25 November, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Well...
how should i put this.
Dungeon siege has everything i could want in a hack and slash rpg with a big spectrum of things to do
I started playin this back in 2005 and i have never regreted looking for a copy of this game at a retail store in lincoln.
So whats great well first, id like to get this out of the way the main reason i love dungeon siege is the fact that you can command an army of 8 soldiers( 16 if you count summoned creatures). second when it comes to most hack and slash games they come to a point to where you are just grinding for hours on end and it almost feels like a job to finish what you started. that cannot be said about Dungeon siege, further more id like to point out that this stands between a cross country sim and a VERY long map game. What this means is that once you start the game you are in for the journey of a lifetime as this game has the whole map connected throughout. So if you want to walk back well its about 20 mins both ways through each town. Yes each place is checkmarked with a town so it is convenient yet a pain to walk back...just keep going. And fourth yes the COMBAT, the combat in dungeon siege game focuses on four classes melee fighter, archer, nature mage and combat mage. each has its own sets of advantages and weaknesses mostly the magic but its fun as hell to experiment with. (Imo the best class is the archer to an extent) That said dungeon siege is my alltime favorite h/s rpg of the century, it tops any other for 2002 if you can name one. One thing i cannot leave out is the graphics, because for 2002 these graphics are really well done for a dx8 game. The scenery the weather and the atmosphere are perfect for this game. So thats how i feel about dungeon siege a game that gives me nostalgia everytime i play it.

Hopefully you will get as much fun as i did out of it. p.s. i still love this game to DATE.
Posted 28 May, 2016.
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101.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
I am an absolute die hard fan of this roller coaster series. each ride brings pleasure and enjoyment to set up. the ride cam is the cherry on top and provides many hours of fun times. and lets not get started on all of the rides you can build. I've put more hours into this game than i did any other one. another feature that i love is the ability to change the terrain which adds some atmosphere to the game. water falls over a roller coaster into a cave of darkness... enough said.

9.9/10 from me would recommend this game to anybody who loves building coasters and rides, to their hearts content

cant wait for RollerCoaster Tycoon World

Forgot to add there are enclosures for animals to make a zoo and a set of Water park rides
Posted 18 February, 2016. Last edited 18 February, 2016.
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