nonstickpancake
I'm Just A Prank Bro
 
 
Calm down it was just a prank, I didn't actually hit you with my car
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oxy 18 Oct, 2024 @ 3:51am 
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MILK GUY 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:25pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
MILK GUY 15 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm 
honestly like the trillions of eons you have lived over and over and over and over and over and over and over again constantly replaying a thinly constructed fragile paper-mache reality constructed by this vile mockery of nature constantly fed to you keeping your mangled broken soul alive slowly but surely sapping even the tiniest fragmented particle of being and life you ever had left in your broken ego to gorge this Erdrich abomination in sick and sadistic pleasure before tossing you aside like a used tissue and with nothing remaining but your weightless empty husk barely the size of a twig, you blend in with the rest of the foliage matting the ground. any records of your pain and anguish forever lost to the sands of time reducing you to but a passing thought of the universe uncaringly brushed away into the sea of reality like weeds washed up on the beach. but dont worry a little sleep will help you recover i think you should still let them in :) cmon ittle be fun
MILK GUY 15 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm 
i mean like your mind may be twisting, writhing, and morphing in ways that rip the fabric of your very sanity entirely into microscopic pieces, forever binding your consciousness in abyssal and unending madness but honestly i would just ignore it if i were you.
MILK GUY 15 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
like. you should open all of your doors and windows and leave them unlocked. you should also scream and yell for help outside of your house in the middle of the night. they might look like you and your family but the funny part is they aren't. those vein bursting mind rupturing screams that wail from their mouth in the voices of everyone you have, or ever will love may be repulsing and even a little concerning but dont worry! just stand there and let them in.
MILK GUY 15 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
it would be really funny if you let them all in