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I invited him to my house for a Cs2 LAN Party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my d*ck and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
꒰ ˶• ༝ - ˶꒱
./づ~ ☕ chai for you⠀
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because he seemed like a cool guy. We got
chatting, over the next couple of months we
became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of
great CS and most importantly true
friendship. I invited him to my house for a
csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i
was looking forward to meeting him in real
life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed
me against the wall and started nibbling my
ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
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