small peepee korean small brain, jesus

u have 6k hours in dota 2 to be this retarded? you might as well consider other simpler games ,might find more success

Ur a dum

When you realize you opened someone else's profile page by mistake and wrote your comment there.

I have a specific and highly specialized set of skills meant to achieve a very particular set of objectives. That objective aligns with your request. Thus, it is a yes.

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one with out them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also can I get just a normal pic or your ♥♥♥♥♥ from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? Can I also get a pic of your ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties?

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Where da hoes at?

Hey bro, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

Hamburger or Hambooty?

Truly

Ya sick ♥♥♥♥!

happy new year

I mean lets be honest Jake Paul is kind of cute. And his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality really kind of turns me on. As a 37 year old man from Wisconsin, it really brings out my dominance kink. I just want to pin him down and ♥♥♥♥ some humility into him. I've always heard you can't turn a ♥♥♥♥♥ into a housewife, but it's time to find out if you can turn a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into one. I think he would enjoy it, I know I would.

Bow down to your overlords OG!

<33

Oi, this ♥♥♥♥♥ is an imposter! You can tell cause the real ♥♥♥♥♥ has been hibernating for a while...

Ayeee

+Rep. You can't understand a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word she says. Total ♥♥♥♥♥. <3

Bro... i have no idea who you are, but an amazing friend of mine just told me that you insulted her in Minecraft, if you have a problem with someone, just say it to their face, not hiding behind the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard, you made her real sad, you know that, hope your happy with that you ♥♥♥♥, she doesnt even know you, so why the ♥♥♥♥ insult an innocent gamer who just wants to enjoy themselves, since you dont know her, you never know they could be, and you never know who some of their friends are and are capable of doing, they could be anyone to you bro, from a simple stranger, to a full-on criminal/hacker, i'd think twice about who you insult bro, i really would, or you just may get on the wrong side


Merry christmas

kek

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed tbh

LOOL

Sad but true, Kail. Sad but true.

good point

I never had any chances to ruin to begin with....

why would you say that kailno?! you idiot! you've ruined all your chances now

Oh ♥♥♥♥! I've had such a busy week I totatlly forgot about you...... Good thing I creepily subscribed to your profile.

♥♥♥♥!

Hmm. Tempting offer, but no thank you xD

Hey, I am a cute and sweet boi, 18 yeras old ~ who wants to have a master, I want to be a hardcore ♥♥♥ slut only for his use. My boi♥♥♥♥♥ is still virgin ;) <3 My master should be open for sharing nudes and stuff like that, I will be too :3 hope you will add me <3

I'm sorry to hear that xD

Kay

I love you.

Hello I'm Jajo and here's my résumé:

I was born at 420 Swag Lane, MLGville. At the age of 3.22 I was able to perform my first no-scope at a range of 666 metres. Shortly afterwards, I was recruited by Faze Clan to smoke dank weed with some of the greatest such as Snoop Dogg and Chuck Norris. 4.20 years later, I was made the leader of an MLG meme team responsible for various hits in conjunction with a certain Navy Seals member. Our memes were the dankest around and we succeeded at every mission. However, we were disbanded before the general public could find out about us. I believe I could be a great asset to you.

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.

It's ok you can be mean to me ;_; I forgive you

I must kindly refuse, good sir. Have a nice day.

(This is me restraining my ♥♥♥♥♥ urges after being told I should be nicer to people)

Hey guys my name is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and like I'm really cool and ♥♥♥♥ so you wanna like Netflix and chill and be my bae and I can like eat your ♥♥♥♥♥ or sumting

Wat. Explanation please?

I WAS SITTING IN MY COMPUTER AND A SKELETON KNOCKED ON MY COMPUTER HE SAID HELLO DOES ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COMPUTER I SAID WHY YES I LIVE IN THIS COMPUTER AND THEN THE HOUSE WAS HIT BY THE LASER OF A FLOWER THAT HAD DIED FROM THE SCENT OF SMOOTH MILK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY AND THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY WAS A CONSPIRACY THEORY BECAUSE THE GALAXY WAS ACTUALLY JUST A COLLAR IN A TUBE OF TUNDRA ELEPHANTS AND THESE TUNDRA ELEPHANTS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD BECAUSE SKELETONS AND THEN I REALIZED A SKELETON KNOCKED ON MY COMPUTER WHILE I WAS IN MY COMPUTER SO I DIED AGAIN BECAUSE I ALSO DIED EARLIER WHEN A LAZER OF A FLOWER HIT MY HOUSE AND ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A ROBOTIC VOICE THAT SAID BOO THE END

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Good day sir!
I'm here to ask YOU (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ an important question. Do you support the donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ foundation? Because if not I'm gonna have to call someone... ༼ ºل͟º ༽ Aaaaand his name is...
JOOOHHHN DONGER!
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
Luv u

I speak English, Spanish, memese, and a WHOLE lot of sexy

I can't make heads or tails of that, man. I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ speak memese, I speak English and a tiny smattering of Spanish.

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet ��% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHIS*****DRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!! !!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

Have an MLG weekend!


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u jus gut noscopd ked
git gud

Now here be a tale, all about how me life got flipped, turned upside-down, And I'd like to take a minute, So just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the pirate of a port called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, On the shipyard is where I spent most of me days Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some cannons outside of the galleon When a couple of Brits, who were up to some good, Started shippin' gold in me neighborhood, I got in one little battle and me captain got scared He said 'You're movin with your first mate and cabin boy in Bel-Air!' I whistled for a dingy and when it came near The side said 'S.S. Fresh' And it had dice in the mast! If anything I could say that this dingy was rare But I thought 'Yarr, forget it - Yo, mate to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the port about seven or eight, I yelled to the captain 'Yo mate, smell thee later!' Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on me throne as the pirate of Bel-Air!

Praise
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well ♥♥♥♥

Okay. Am perfectly fine with death by birdies.

YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE MASSIVE BIRD!
REPOST TO OTHER BIRDS OR BE KILLED BY A FLOCKS OF BIRDS
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