*farts loudly

+rep "dashing! Thank you!"

+rep books > house key

I heard if you listen to the wind at night you can still hear the cunnilingus masters at work

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Yeah i do DRUGS,

Date

Rape

Underage

Girls

Sometimes i get my ♥♥♥♥ stuck in the toilet paper roll and its absolute torture until i nut then the pain turns to pleasure and I've became addicted to doing this and the doctor said its really bad for my testicles and if i continue doing it ill eventually become infertile please help i wanna give my wife children but i also wanna continue ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the toilet paper roll how can i do both at the same time without becoming infertile does anyone have any advice