Coolest bean (:

who tf is trader joe. ank aksers?

I’d like to remind everyone that after school everyone was talking ♥♥♥♥ abt me. So I stood in front of them on the planter T posing going “mmmmmmmmmmm” and “DOOT DOOT.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone calls me a weirdo. I see a group of kids on their phones, so I walked and they were playing Fortnite like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (term by 4chan). So I call them a bunch of autists and how Minecraft is better. They walked away like a bunch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noons. People STARE at me when I tap them saying “CREEPER....” It’s a Minecraft parody that’s not that bad musically but they’re supposed to respond with “Aww man.” But nobody ever does.

I start Rolf (rolling on the floor laughing) and Xding (XD is an emoticon for laughing, better than cancer emojis FYI.) My sub gives the entire class lunch detention and everyone is mad at me but at least it was epic lol. Just wish people were more cultured in Reddit.

Sub: Who did this

Me: Oh I think it was Joe

Sub: What?

Me: JOE Mama

So we had a substitute teacher and he went to get something from the back room. I decided to pin a picture of small Keanu Reeves along with big Chungus on the wall. Everyone starts saying “Sit down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.” I say “No u” along with “destruction 100.” I’m on the floor dying right now while the class cannot understand the funny reference. Then I see some girl next to me on her phone. So I decide to lean and see what she’s doing. Turns out, she’s an INSTANormie and I yell “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NORMIE (with Pepe angry face) REEEEEE. USE REDDIT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TUMOR!” Everyone is uncultured and looks at me like a weirdo. The girl says “The ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you? I don’t care about your stupid opinions.” I reply by making a Joe Joe reference “DIE NORMIE! (Here comes Joe Joe reference) MUDA MUDA MUDA!” My class starts yelling at me calling me autistic because they don’t know memes. The sub comes back and sees Keanu Chungus and this happens.