Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Jason... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the tender, and that gorgeous backhand. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the
Ice, you'll be a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember
when you first were drafted to the Dallas stars in 2017 and i feel in love at first sight, you spent your time in the AHL becoming death destroyer of goalies, i remember the stanly cup western simi final of 2023 where you and my pookie wookie otter were cruelly robbed of the cup. But you will have it your name will be engraved upon it and the hockey world will worship you like the god you are. And i will be there mesmerized by your smoking hot moves robo. You have changed the world of hockey and the world
forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jason Robertson.