Bad Rats is the only reason I'm alive. If I'm ever somehow not playing Bad Rats, I'm sleeping, and if I'm sleeping, you know I'm dreaming of playing Bad Rats. This game is more than a masterpiece. It is the pinnacle of human civilization. I scoff at anything else our pitiful race has had the audacity to create when I compare it to the godlike creation that is Bad Rats. Without Bad Rats, we would just be another speck on a galactic map in the future. However, I have seen the future, and I know that Bad Rats will one day be used as a universal currency. Copies of Bad Rats will be used for intergalactic slave trades or weapon dealings. People will have vaults filled with copies of Bad Rats. People will do anything to get their hands on a copy, to make it big in the economy. I have already gifted several of my lucky friends this wonderous game so that when Bad Rats becomes invaluable in the near future, they will be ready.