Professor Pleasure
Berryhill   Austin, Texas, United States
Level
10
Years of Service
500 XP
 
 
"I almost asked 'Why do I want a girl friend?' And then I remembered that the soul crushing feeling of being alone isn't great." *jacob cries in the distance* - Trenton 2017

"That was some pretty "well" head." - Taran 2017

"Suck me in." - Jacob 2017

"I'm scared to touch myself." - Work Jacob 2017

"Who sings 'where's the love' by the black eyed peas?" - Work Jacob 2017

"Haven't you seen tree sex before? It's quite frightening." - Proff

"If the smell of rotten milk doesn't get you rock hard then I don't know what would." - Tarran 2017

"Minecraft is a highly intellectual game; you wouldn't understand it." - Trevor 2017

"Your crotch has more species in it than the rainforest." - Trenton 2017

*feeds elite a skittle* "Your beard is magnificent." - Dunfee 2017

"Your sister is slaying my vagina." Elite 2017

"Vaj bang, through the door!!" - Trenton 2017

"Boats do not go choo-choo." - Dunfee 2017

"Im gonna bribe Sabrina to come with me to Kyle To unload my everything." - 2017

"Uh-uh, slower" - Dunfee 2017

"Man I'm a slut." - Alyssa 2017

"I'm choking on this D in history." - Trenton 2017

"My little Debbie's are going to make me a big Debbie." - Trenton 2017

"Return my men to my loving arms." - Trenton 2017

"Brendon don't put bait on your pole." - Jacob 2017

"Where's the sign up sheet for the rape lesson?" - Trenton 2017

"The no pants dance? Does that mean sex?" - Jose 2017

"I love white guys." - Jacob 2017

"You're drinking plant jizz." Elite. "... I mean it's good." - Danlee 2017

"Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?" - Proff "OH YEAH," *slurp noise* "I suck the soul out of her." - Elite 2017

"I mean people get surgery to get these tits." - Dunfee 2017

"Bodies can't bruise after they're dead." - Trenton 2017

"If girls don't want to get into the bag they won't get in the bag." - Trenton 2017

"Well, Trenton can't breast feed anymore." - Jacob 2017

"Story of my life,'Oh shoot.'" - Trenton 2017

*To Orrin* "HOLD ON HOLD ON, EXFOLIATE!" - Trenton 2017

"My favorite scene of any crocodile movie is when they wrestle a boat." - Jacob 2017

*Rips a fart that makes the whole booth shake* "Man, that was the whole symphony." - Jacob 2017

"When I look at Brendon's face I just think, 'that guy could go either way.'" - Jacob 2017

"Can I sleep in your bed?" - Trenton "No sleep on the couch cushions like the dog you are" - Jacob 2017

"I can throw down when I need to." - Ellen 2017

"It's hard being a single mother; espcially when you have no children and you're a teenage male." - Trenton

"I walked out of the shower and he's just got a hanger through his penis." - Trenton 2017

"You don't get to be big spoon anymore." - Elite 2017

"How could I do homework if there's a girl on my desk?" - Jacob 2017

"One day my prince will come." - Jacob 2017

"Sure black people enjoy things like fried chicken and kool-aid, but at least white people can say stuff like,' Thanks for the promotion sir' or "I love you dad'." - Jacob 2017

"The family that strips together definitely can afford daddy's drugs together" - Sqwerl 2017

"Hey Jesse where's your phone? Oh that's your penis." - Jacob 2017

"I'm the special chair." - Jacob 2017

"Don't you just hate it when your penis doesn't fold up?" - Jacob 2017

"I have to look up the spanish word for Macho." - Jacob 2017

"You can't just drop m&m's and staples everywhere like some sort of possessed flower girl." - Jacob 2016

"At one point the penis was missing, and no one could find it." - Jacob 2016

"Testicales dont fossilize guys, they just don't." - Jacob 2016

"There is no male uterus, and penises have no bones." - Jacob 2016

"I pretty much don't have a penis." - Hachi 2016

"You make me so hard."- Elite 2016

"You only got to skate one hoe. But you can look damn good doing it." - Nat 2016
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Hood Mage 3 May, 2018 @ 10:33pm 
The year is 2025. MoonMoon_Ow lies on his deathbed, the countless years of oatmeal infighting finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he hits the hardest dab known to humanity
Hood Mage 21 Apr, 2018 @ 5:52pm 
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Hood Mage 26 May, 2016 @ 7:31pm 
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Hood Mage 17 Mar, 2016 @ 11:38am 
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
Hood Mage 4 Mar, 2016 @ 5:58pm 
Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"