Raz'Hikel's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 6:53am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:40am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 10:01am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 8:50am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 10:00am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 11:50am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 9:21am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 2:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 3:50am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 5:29am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 4:26am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 11:28am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2019 @ 9:13am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 8:49am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 10:49am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 6:02am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:19am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 3:32am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 9:17am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:15am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:50am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 1:17am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 11:41pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2019 @ 5:19am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 5:00pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 2:57am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 4:00am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 4:12am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 2:29pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 11:15am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 11:29am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 1:20pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 8:44am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 6:52am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 3:07am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 3:36am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 6:52am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 9:04am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:10am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 8:53am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 9:03am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 3:44am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 3:57am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 9:59am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 9:49am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 2:11am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2019 @ 3:49am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 3:12am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 10:50am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 11:48am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 5:31am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 2:15pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 3:41pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 11:36am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 3:15am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 12:16pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2017 @ 6:18am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 4:17am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 2:43pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 11:39am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:24am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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