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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 9:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 4:16pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 6:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2015 @ 2:11pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 12 May @ 6:23am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 11:17am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2021 @ 11:03am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 6:14am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2015 @ 10:30am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 9:45am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 11:17am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 8:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 May, 2015 @ 9:56am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 5:08pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 4:28am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 5:04pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 8:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2015 @ 3:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 11:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 8:53am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 4:41pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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