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WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! Everything’s vibrating like a THOUSAND WHACKING TONGUES My chest is like a LIVE WIRE, thumping so hard, it starts to make everything around me SHUDDER and SHAKE! BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUMMMMMMMM

SUDDENLY, a MILK TRUCK EXPLODES INTO A BAKERY!! The entire street is flooded with MILK and DOUGH! Every direction you look—DOUGH. MILK. FLOUR. SUGAR. LIKE A SWEET WHITE TSUNAMI OF DELICIOUS DESTRUCTION! WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?! Everything’s a FLURRY of sugar and white goo

Then out of nowhere, the ground cracks open like an earthquake—BABY WANTS TO—inhales like I’m trying to suck in a whole planet HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!! I’m spiraling into a spiral of chaotic glee OH-MY-GOOOOOODNESS, I’M GONNA EXPLODE FROM THE EXCITEMENT!! HEHEHAHAHAHHEHE

ez win

-rep crying little baby salty surv

+rep idiot