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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.

Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

This calculator is a godsend, literally an angel walks this earth in the form of a calculator. It was a bleak summer day when I bought my calculator from my local office max. My life gradually but assuredly brighter from then on out. I only recently realized what full beauty I have been gifted in the form of a calculator. I can just punch some intense numbers in and the correct answer comes out! You don’t realize what a simple beauty that truly is until you have to learn matrices and permutation and combinations AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO MEMEORIZE ANYTHING. THE FORMULAS ARE PREPROGRAMMED IN. YOU CAN JUST WHIP OUT YOUR 3x3 MATRIX AND FIND THE INVERSE OF IT WITH LITTLE TO NO MATH. This monument to humanity has no faults. I can only hope you find it sooner than I did to enjoy it’s immense gratituties.

Just realised I forgot to comment here.

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.