I clicked on my favorite youtuber’s latest video, excited for new content.

“Hello everybody my name is EVIL Markiplier” said Evil Markiplier.

very cool guy. 100'%

idk man, he is a racist..

Listen up you silly no talent ass clown... I could have beat you blind folded, lying down, and tied up... with a single wet noodle! Silly clown... I know how you can turn that sad clown from upside down... go to the kiddy corner and play LEGO Batman, Lmao! #NobodyHiresSadClowns #OutOfWorkClowns #SadClownsMakeKidsCry

I fell in love with you. Idk how to explain it but I did and I just think you're an amazing person with a great personality and I just love your laugh. It's so adorable and cute. I love your brown eyes. In the sun the get a little lighter and they sparkle a little bit. You smell like pound cake all the time and I love it. Your smile makes me feel like I'm floating. You have the cutest nose. And my most favorite thing about you is your personaltiy. I memorized your Starbucks order and your Chipotle order. You hate this emoji "🥺". Even tho u use that emoji sometimes u only use it when you're horny. You're 5'7 1/4. You say pickle juice when you're thinking about your bestfriend Leixy. And u love to annoy me but I secretly love it. But I can't date you bc you're not my type.

u are quite the catch i mean if you dont mind *UwU's and blushes* i would like totally hold hands with you if you wanted to xoxox