Recent reviews by i slam my keyboard

You get to date birds what more can you ask for?

I found my furry waifu ♥♥♥♥♥

Imagine if they made Home Alone into a video game. Now stop imagining because this is that game.

I'm bored of playing dota. Time to write a review on it!


Why you should play it:

It's the sequel to the very first MOBA (take that league!)

2 overall play styles: Be a carry and feed your way to defeat or play as support and get blamed for everything.

The one time you have an awesome team will make all the hours of suffering worth it, even if you lose

The game may be free, but your wallet will be consumed for cosmetic items

Incredibly deep backstory that you don't care about, BECAUSE $#!% NEEDS TO BLOW UP

Colourful and well designed characters, but you'll get to know only the OP ones

Make friends with every peruvian and russian you meet

Dank memes everywhere.


Why you shouldn't play it:

90° learning curve. After 400 hours I still have no idea what's going on

Games take forever and when you realize how much of your life is wasted you will go into depression

Always check your salt levels after playing as dota induces high amounts of it

BEST (worst) COMMUNITY EVER. Honestly all the problems with this game come from inhumane players


9/10 waiting for last player to load