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My lifts have exploded. I no longer recognize pain. I have had wet dreams since day 2, each one more intense than the previous. I think I look stronger, maybe it's just delirium at this point. I cannot stop thinking about women. I saw the finest ass blessed by Archangel Michael himself last night and by God I almost collapsed on the spot. At this point I have to lift out of necessity lest I undertake some unspeakable acts. I cannot do deadlifts because when the bar touches my ♥♥♥♥ I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moan like a boar and have been asked to leave my club once
What more must I go through to make it
Attention all children on the nice list! I'm one of Santa's elves and I'm here to deliver a message from him. There seems to have been a mishap up here in the North Pole and everybody's addresses got all mixed up! To help Santa, he needs you to send me your full address, as well as a specific time everybody in your household is asleep or out of the house (that way Santa doesn't get seen by nosey little children)! Also, Santa wanted me to mention that he's eaten too many of Mrs. Clause's cookies and won't be able to fit down the chimneys this year, so make sure your front door is unlocked so Santa can deliver your presents!
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.