Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
ㅤ* The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
ㅤ* No wonder newborn babies cry. They've got nothing to eat, no clothes and they already owe the government money.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*