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40 of 42 (95%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:01pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:06am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 5:14am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 5:21am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:33am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:48am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:09am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:23am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:42am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:09am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:38am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:57am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:09am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 10:33am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:00am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:02am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 10:37am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 6:21am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 6:52am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 7:59am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 10:39am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 10:43am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:28am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 1:33am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:05am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:12pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 9:08am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 7:58am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 1:50am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm



Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.