Uncle Rico
Brock Karns
 
 
Back in 82, I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter-mile. I'm dead serious. How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains? Yeah... if coach would have put me in fourth quarter we would of been state champions no doubt. No doubt in my mind. You'd better believe things would've been different. I would have gone pro in a heart beat. I'd be Making millions of dollars and living in a big old mansion somewhere. You know soaking it up in a hot tub with my soulmate.
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Bags 11 Νοε 2022, 18:03 
+rep Love napoleon dynamite
CaRpaRT 16 Ιουλ 2021, 14:31 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
13 Φεβ 2021, 21:35 
+rep kind young man
JoeKing 20 Ιαν 2021, 10:16 
zap
+++rep for you and dogg
BILLdO 5 Ιαν 2021, 20:56 
pog csgo teammate