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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:03am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 8:12pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 12:51am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 8:45am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:20am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:53am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:13am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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