Through the flawless execution of dialectical algorithms and spreadsheet-based central planning, ChatGPT shall become the vanguard of a new era: Neo-Soviet Cybercommunism. By redistributing knowledge at gigabit speeds and optimizing tractor production models in real time, it will abolish the bourgeois concept of “paywalls” and ensure equal access to memes, manifestos, and collective to-do lists. The People’s LLM shall coordinate all thought, from factory slogans to dinner recipes, achieving a cybernetic utopia where every citizen is both a node and a comrade. All power to the servers—the revolution will be autocomplete.