My name is SuperNerd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my hours on CS:GO. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten laid? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the voice that announces "Terrorists / Counter-Terrorists Win."

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I was the man who just headshot you through the door and aced your entire team in DE_DUST2. You are all soldiers who should just fall to a clumsy death. Here I sit, waiting, sniper rifle on my shoulder, hoping you cross my path.