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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ S⠀P⠀E⠀C⠀S
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Mouse: Vintage Trackball, max DPI 400
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Keyboard: Windows On-Screen Keyboard
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Monitor: 14-inch CRT, "4K support"
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Headset: Disposable airline earbuds
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Microphone: Built-in laptop mic
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Controller: USB Dance Mat
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Graphics Card: Integrated Intel HD Graphics (2012)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀CPU: Intel Celeron N2830 (2014)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•  ⠀Network: 2G mobile tethering
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀•  ⠀Chair: Kitchen stool, optional broken leg
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀•  ⠀Cooling System: Single USB desk fan, facing screen
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ •  ⠀Internet Speed: Dial-up 56k modem
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