TheLegend27
Neil   Ontario, Canada
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Competitive Shitter 2 Mar, 2018 @ 3:13pm 
It seems that there are quite a few comments.... Aaaah! I can not resist putting one long in a language that nobody knows...
In short, this guy named ♥♥♥♥, or Nila, or... Ah Yes, Nica, it's a parguela who got a profile picture of a blue robot. In what one would set out below is in its description, which is based on a small philosophical reflection that, let us be honest; No one has read Me (I am your biggest fan). To complete the bar of alien shame, your comments section
Rux 3 May, 2017 @ 3:37pm 
Lol
Domihrtz 27 Feb, 2017 @ 12:13am 
lol
Statue Of Linda Ronstadt 10 Oct, 2016 @ 2:15pm 
XD i used a nuke
Makaron 20 Jul, 2016 @ 4:58am 
Parece que hay bastantes comentarios.... ¡Aaaah! No me puedo resistir a poner uno larguísimo en un idioma que nadie conoce...
En fin, este tío llamado ♥♥♥♥, o Nila, o... Ah si, Nica, es un parguela que se puso de foto de perfil un robot azul. En lo que uno se fijaría a continuación es en su descripción, la cual se basa en una pequeña reflexión filosófica que, seamos sinceros; nadie se ha leído escepto yo (soy tu mayor fan). Para completar la barra de vergüenza ajena, su sección de comentarios da asco y, lo peor de todo, me tiene como amigo (a mi, al la persona más manca del planeta, xd ¡pero bloquéame retrasado!) Lo único que le salva es... Espera; tu no tenías parte buena, verdad? Oh, ya me acuerdo, te lees mis mensajes y respondes como si te dieras cuenta de mi. Eres la razón por la que no me he suicidado todavía tanto como la de que el mundo siga dando vueltas, te quiero Senpai!!!