Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half.we taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a ♥♥♥♥♥ and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day

i dont remember why i have you friended

sharia's law enjoyer

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yo jeremy you tryna smoke a cart
that blast master kush?
That gonk pack? that 12 pack
that weed? The pot?
you tryna hit this cart?
This fart Box?
you tryna tongue punch my fart box? you tryna give me that gawk gawk 2000?
You tryna hit this pen? this wire?
You tryna take apart catons house and sell his copper pipes and car mufflers lets go right now i can sledge his wall while you rip out the caravans muffler cmon i aint got all dayzzz letz go
tryna hang out saturday? Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? THURRRRsday? Yurday? smonk

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Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: God gave New Jersey first choice.
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