Recent reviews by dogsauce

dev called me and my buddy "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" while fighting against him during the demo. he was right.

ooomph

*ahem* a little maybe... too good. yep.

*sprays piss all over the floor and wall, the splash back gets all over*

this has been QUITE the experience.

!!!

oh lord

finally i am japans

cool game gj japanese

*basket ball noises*

I recently had my 58th birthday... approaching the big six-oh!!!

anyways I just wanted to say that this game made up for the loss of my wife of 35 years... she met the lord just days ago after inhaling a thick fungal plume that burst and contaminated the air after i fell down the stairs and crashed through the dining room floor boards. i only survived thanks to my natural ability to hold my breath for long periods of time. in middle school i had the record for underwater breath holding at 1 minute and 36 seconds...

what people need to understand about life is that it sometimes takes you from behind. the lubricant comes pre-applied and most days all you can do is smile and be grateful for the experience, no matter how much it hurts.

thanks - Aiden

if this were a reddit post, i'd be downvoting and reporting. just so you know.

within 30 minutes of playing i was harassed and verbally attacked at least 3 times by other players. this can't go on