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the guy below me is a virgin

In the 1930's the Australian army waged war on emus, and.. the birds won.


The settlers attempted — and failed — to call the machine guns into action against the emu in 1934, 1943 and 1948. Parliament — perhaps remembering the reams of bad press and embarrassing lack of dead birds — never again deployed its troops against the mighty emu.

“There’s only one way to kill an emu,” one veteran of the bizarre conflict remarked to The Herald. “Shoot him through the back of the head when his mouth is closed, or through the front of his mouth when his mouth is open. That’s how hard it is.”

hiiiiiiii ~~ my name is John but i prefer the name Hiroshi :3 Im bi hhehe and just turned 14 last september and i loove animuu xD d-don't hesitate to talk to me once I get over my shy phase i'm really quirky and talkative and all that stuff o3o Also I like to roleplay (lewd i know hehhe owo) and i recently got intobdsm, i'm very kinky and all that x_x Currently i'm searching for a relationship, my ex left me and I'm still very sad://// ;( I-I hope i'll be welcome here -///-;;; uwu;;

California - Detonating a nuclear device within Chico city limits results in a $500 fine.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, (i really wanted to tell you that) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

If you sneeze while traveling at 60 mph your eyes are closed for an average of 50 feet.

Bigfoot hunters, beware. Skamania County, Washington, passed a law in 1969 deeming the "slaying of Bigfoot to be a felony and punishable by 5 years in prison." The law was later amended, designating Bigfoot as an endangered species.

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