Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??
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If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.
-- Petersen Nesbit
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Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
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* netgod opens his mailbox and immediately wishes he hadnt
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Leela: "There it is, the near-death star."
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"That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place.
One minute it's all Is Truth Beauty and Is Beauty Truth, and Does A Falling
Tree in the Forest Make A Sound if There's No one There to Hear It, and
then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says,
Incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to
shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting
demonstration of optical principles."
-- The many and varied advantages of philosophy
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
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