Mankind, when the first men walked on all fours, what was right in their faces? The posterior. Then, when mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having round butts in our faces all day, every day. And to take their place, something new appeared in front of our faces: tiddies, women's breasts. They continued growing throughout the ages, taking the place of the butt as the carnal focus. But the original source of desire was the buddonk. Boobs are a substitute, frankly. Tits are merely a pale imitation trying to take glory from the buttocks. If asked, would I rather have the copy or the original? I would choose the original, naturally. Boobs have evolved to jut out in front of us as a greeting to the world, while the buttocks remain hidden around the back, waiting their turn quietly, drawing attention