Take me drunk, I'm home again!
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When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
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Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able
to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head..."
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AIRPORTS: A place where people hurry up and wait.
-- From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nome
by Angalo de Haberdasheri
(Terry Pratchett, Wings)
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I stood on the leading edge,
The eastern seaboard at my feet.
"Jump!" said Yoko Ono
I'm too scared and good-looking, I cried.
Go on and give it a try,
Why prolong the agony, all men must die.
-- Roger Waters, "The Pros and ♥♥♥♥ of Hitchhiking"
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Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.
(Small Gods)
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Bit off more than my mind could chew,
Shower or suicide, what do I do?
-- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?"
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