War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
-- Charles Edward Montague
😬
A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!
(By jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu, Joe Sloan)
🤗
Thus spake the master programmer:
"Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to
be maintained."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
😍
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD?
My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me:
To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!
🤓
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
🤧
I will always love the false image I had of you.
😶
The ability to ask question like 'Where am I and who is the "I" that is asking?' is one of the things that distinguishes mankind from, say, cuttlefish.
(The Last Continent)
😴

Hello, I am the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 1 hour. I'm just checking to see if everything is okay. We've prepared a list of all your favourite videos from your favourite category (Intense Gay Midget Fisting Hardcore Anal Destroying), the next time you log into our website. See you soon, masturbator!

Do u want many skins for many dollars and no cost? Go to get♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥noscam.♥♥♥ and use code "1l0v3c0ck" for a small loan 1 million dollar

★ ° . . . . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :.
. • ○ ° ★ . . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . *. °☆
¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ ° . . . . . .
☾ °☆ . :)* ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ .
* . . . ☾ . ° . ● . °☆ ¸. ● . С наступающим тебя!
★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● . . .
° _██_* * *./ \ .˛* .˛.*.★* *★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*˛°*/.♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____. * ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼ *. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬ .
¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°

Translation: Hope u hav real bad crismas

-rep, no loyalty

Do you want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(100$)? Then watch this video and enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZXwm-PJ63w