Recent reviews by EyeHawk

I was just minding my own business—working out, staying out of trouble, doing my time like a model inmate. One day, I’m in the yard, throwing some punches at the ol' boxing bag, when out of nowhere, some guy I’ve never even talked to before zooms past me on a skateboard. Next thing I know, my hand's flying off in one direction, and this dude's finishing me off like it’s just another Tuesday. I still have no clue what his problem was. Definitely had a HARD TIME—pun intended. 10/10 would definitely get wrecked again.


PS: If you try really hard, you can leave someone unconscious with the water gun, and the guards don’t even care. 100/10.

Kept asking the boss of a wrestling promotion if he´d hire me. He kept saying no. I pushed him in front of a train. He died. Promotion got a new boss, he hired me and I became world champion 10/10

My dad was also the principal. He expelled me from the school. I was asked to come back as a teacher. I kicked my dad´s ass and now I have a new better principal. 10/10