I'm just a blind guy, who wanted to have a nice chat on the train. Maybe a coffee and a bit of delicious cake. You know just so I could enjoy my holidays. So I said hey lets talk to this lady, after she rudely refused to get me coffee and didn't even try to engage in conversation, she started talking about some big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lake outside. She was full of ♥♥♥♥ because I know......I KNOW there's only sawmills WITH the men working har out there. I started choking on all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies she was saying about this lake and then she tells me there's a worm in my delcious cake. I was so shocked at the fact that she was spouting abseloute ♥♥♥♥ yet again that I was left breathless and then promptly died (asthma am I right). I mean usually the girls are crazy for me....I mean I was "ar an radio" if you know what I mean ;). So I'm kind of big deal. But this angsty, sceal gra reading, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moves my inhaler out of my reach and left me to die, and I've only known her for like cupla noimeads I mean how rud. I'm honestly speechless....mainly because I'm dead..but still and it was all because her Mum was whining about going to the toilet. I mean I'm Brenadan Gleeson, I don't deserve this ♥♥♥♥.
So in conclusion I'd rate my trip 1/5 on yelp.
You can find video footage of the inncedent right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UleuAxTpmF4 (be warned delicious cake)








Also I anseloutelly love ubh agus chips ;) ;)