suck my dig bick

You are a good player my friend. Thank you for respecting the other players. (y)

-rep for this guy right here.

As we were playing CSGO competitive matches on Global Elite rank, you can hear this idiot breathe extremely in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his idiot lungs.

Probably due to this idiot being extremely overweight.

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If I don't ♥♥♥ once every 24 hours I start getting pain in my seminal vesicles and I am extremely horny all the time. Which is very inconvenient because I am a swimmer so at meets I am surrounded by hundreds of extremely fit and attractive young women with big, wide, athletic asses covered only by racing suits. This constant mental and physical stimulation makes it so that at night when I do get the chance to ♥♥♥, and I've edged for about 45 minutes, leaking milliliter after milliliter of precum, and I finally reach the point of no return, my toes curl, my legs lock out, my eyes roll back, and I can tell im about to burst. I yell, "gotta blast!" and reach for a tissue. The box is empty. I hear an audible squirt noise, like a ketchup squeeze bottle. As my face and chest are painted with semen, it pools in my pectus excavatum chest cavity and sprays slightly crooked to catch my pillow.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he started kissing my dad. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.