I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I’ve slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.

I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact and comfort. Pigs have a delightful sense of mischief; most of them seem to enjoy a good joke and appreciate music. And that is something you would certainly never suspect from your relationship with a pork chop.

PERSONAL CONFIG:

cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "0.500000"; cl_crosshair_sniper_show_normal_inaccuracy "0"; cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"; cl_crosshair_t "0"; cl_crosshairalpha "255"; cl_crosshaircolor "5"; cl_crosshaircolor_b "0"; cl_crosshaircolor_g "0"; cl_crosshaircolor_r "250"; cl_crosshairdot "0"; cl_crosshairgap "-3"; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"; cl_crosshairscale "0"; cl_crosshairsize "2.5"; cl_crosshairstyle "4"; cl_crosshairthickness "1.5"; cl_crosshairusealpha "1"; cl_fixedcrosshairgap "0.000000"; cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "1.5"; cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0.75"; viewmodel_fov "60"; viewmodel_offset_x "1"; viewmodel_offset_y "1"; viewmodel_offset_z "-1"; viewmodel_presetpos "1"; viewmodel_recoil "1.0"; cl_bob_lower_amt "21"; cl_bobamt_lat "0.33"; cl_bobamt_vert "0.14"; cl_bobcycle "0.98"; cl_hud_background_alpha "0.5"; l_hud_bomb_under_radar "1"; cl_hud_color "0"; cl_hud_healthammo_style "0"; cl_hud_playercount_pos "0"; cl_hud_playercount_showcount "0"; cl_hud_radar_scale "1.15"; hud_scaling "0.850000"; hud_showtargetid "1"; cl_righthand "0"; cl_color "2"; bind v "r_cleardecals"; r_drawtracers_firstperson “0”;
bindtoggle mouse5 cl_righthand


Practice Config Autoexec:

sv_cheats 1
mp_maxmoney 60000
mp_startmoney 60000
bot_kick
sv_infinite_ammo 1
sv_grenade_trajectory 1
mp_roundtime_defuse 60
ammo_grenade_limit_default 1
ammo_grenade_limit_flashbang 2
ammo_grenade_limit_total 5
mp_freezetime 0
sv_showimpacts 2
mp_restartgame 1
mp_limitteams 0
mp_autoteambalance 0
mp_buy_anywhere 1
mp_buytime 9999
mp_warmup_end
bind "p" "bot_place"
bind "alt" "noclip"