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Lil Arso is god at KOTK

̭͎͈̮͕̠̕ͅB̩͚̣͒̒ͪu͎̟̫͔͍͑̒̒̃ͨt̵͕̗̀ͬ͌ ̰͚̠͋̉͊h̬̺̓e̮̘͓̞͎ͫ̏̎r̹̣͈ͤͪ͊ͦ͞ẽ̢̈́͐̌̚'͓͙́̔͆̔̚ͅṡ̠ ̴̬̣͂͒̍̊̎̃̿m̦̞̑̂̚y̧ͧ͑͂̀ ̟̪͖̱̿̿̇̒̏̈́n̞̖̝̜̭̊ͥ̋͠u̙͉̳̬̫ͤ̽͆m̞̍͡ḅ̡̞͎̱̪̑̏͋͂ͯ̆ͅe͖͊ͯ̀̍ͭ̈́̈́r̘͔͔̻̪͐ͮ͋ͧͧ̇ͭ̕ͅ
҉̬̩͕̖̳̜͔S͓͎͉̹̫̭̜͂̐̈̈́ͧ͞o͍͔̖̩ͦ́̄̓ͨ̀ͯ ̽c̣̖̺̯̞̦̈̔a͎̦̦̯̲ͅl̸l̯ ͙̲̪͚͓̐m̞̟̝̪̖̳͋̽ͨ̋e̙̟ͩ̑ͫ͑ ̩͖ͭͯm̎̅ͣ̃̓̕å͑͋ͤ́y̸̤͓̲̦̬̆̃̍b̨̘̂͋̎ͮ͊e̲̞̘͇̹̙ͥ̍
̢͙̬̪̱͆̒̿̓̾̔̚

ͧ̃I͍̜̟͆ ̙̭̭̻ͅm̡̠͇̭̑͗ͧ͋̿i̧ͬ͒͛̄̚s͍̪̈́ͪ͋͌̊ś̆́ͥ̌ͮͩȇ̱͞d͖̘͚͕̥ͦ͗̾͑̓͢ ̸̯͎̳̻̽̅ͅy̒ͣ̎̓ͤ̉o̮͖̣̹̙̘̻̅ͬ͐̚u̱͋͗̍͡ ͕̟̭̤͉̯̾͛ͪ̅̅̌ș͚͢ō̴̹̦̪̹̼̮ͦ̔͗̌ͨ̚ ̥̬̭̭̭̈́ͅḃ̡̐̇a̜̙̱̻̹̭͙̔d̪͈̜͒́ͮ

When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to ♥♥♥. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza. The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now

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