Guys...I think Walt Disney's frozen head is after me. About a couple months ago I was at Disney land waiting for the ride, "Splash Mountain". And y'all know how it goes, you wait an hour for a ride. Well, I started to feel my stomach churn over. I'm talking a real stinker of an assblast is brewing. So I start darting to the nearest restroom, which was like 500 feet away. But while I made a mad dash, the exertion caused my anus to release the reckoning. I am talking about a true "where theres rain theres thunder". I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. In fear I burst through the door into the bathroom. Unluckily for me, all the stalls were filled with snot nosed little crotch goblins. And theres this guy in a wifebeater there, just wide eyeing me the whole time. It gets to a point where I am about to just curl in a corner and bawl my eyes out. The man who was staring at me aproaches and taps my shoulder. He asked me if im able to breathe. I told him barely. So he handed me this weird looking pipe. He said if I took a hit out of this id be able to relax and breathe. So I did it. I was desperate. Afterwards I asked this fine gentleman what his name was, he said it was George. Then the wildest thing started to happen. The world around me started to warp. The noises went quiet and loud at the same time. I became blissful. George reached his hand out to mine. And guided me through the white wonderland journey. While on our adventure these devils chased us. Wearing little tin badges and this rat like outfit. George told me to keep going, hell stop them in there tracks. As I dart to the bushes. I glance behind me and see them, kneeing upon his neck. I knew then he was gone. I dive into brush. And this glowing aura surrounds me. A frozen like head appears. He's angry. He's telling me he'll get me and my little fent friend too. I cower in fear. Feeling my sphincter quiver as it fills with excrement. I ask him what he wants, just anything to get him to stop. "I am Walt Disney. And this is MY PARK!" He disappears. I lunge towards the sidewalk. And climb the fence to get away. Ever since then, I knew Walt wanted me. He would do anything to get me. I gotta keep living. Keep thriving... for my friend George.