Man’s probably hitting brrrrrr taps with the deagle while everyone else is stuck doing NPC moves. He’s got that Bing Chilling aim, hitting sigma-level wallbangs and pulling off NPC diff clutches that leave the lobby doing the Ohio shuffle in shame. Bet he’s out here with a rizzed-out Karambit, flexing skins that are so fire it’s giving literal Rizalina vibes. His vibe is pure Skibidi Dop Dop Yes Yes, making the enemy team cry harder than an Angry Birds speedrun. Dude’s on final boss energy, no crusty gameplay detected, and definitely built diff for the CS grind.

Hello this guy is super duper mega gay, for me

I will sue you for copyrighting my virtual persona.
True loshek with great seriousness
P.S Cya ♥♥♥♥

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