Nylige anmeldelser av 『UPRPRC』Serene♪

The greatest Counter-Strike experience of all time

This song, when played during that heart-breaking [interfered memory] of Eva, has entirely shattered my soul into millions of pieces.

And that [Press ESC to leave] is, I genuinely haven't seen anything that brings as much damage as this prompt does.

"I wish you were still around, so I wouldn't need you here."

不想剧透了，末尾后半部分真的看的我心碎，看的我想手刃高瞰。

谁曾想，尼尔和伊娃这一对我自认为能够喜结良缘的欢喜冤家，最后却是这样的结局。

其实去月球就已经埋好了伏笔，结局变成这样也合乎情理，但真正发生的时候还是没能做好心理准备。

“我想为你建一座花园。”
“那你为什么要把自己锁在外面？”
“……就这一次，陪我好好度一次假，好吗？”

感谢来自小飞机jet的礼物~

这大概是少数能把我搞湿的黄油之一叭。

核心以H为主但也要搞经营之类的。要强身健体，要服侍幕后老板黛奴神，还要练兵帮她“征服”世界。老板的任务有时间限制所以要动动脑子。

性爱动画做得很优秀，能让你手动调攻速而且还不打码，估计没多少黄油有这待遇。

个人提示就是不要太早跟你的老板搞H。前期专心帮人家攻城掠地就好，反正总会有H剧情会跳出来跟其他城市的“领主”共度良宵或者是黛奴神强势榨精，都是榨干的那种。而且黛奴神作为床上的boss相当难攻略，所以还是需要攒够实力了才能在床上把人家收拾得服服帖帖的~<3

需要改进的地方：
把立绘的动画幅度改小一些，不然感觉有点太过Q弹；
英文字幕需要进一步修正，翻译不到位倒还是小事，但缺标点打错词这种不太应该；
作为裤袜和素股爱好者，希望黛奴神有对应的装扮。

"Alright I've been thinking: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

免费领养赛博女儿，我还有啥不满意的呢？

Erina and Ribbon are both too tired and Irisu cannot sleep properly without snuggling with Erina in bed, so now we do this Rabi-Ribi 2077 Edition with Tevi and her 2 new sidekicks. A world of brand-new graphics, character designs, art styles, music, and themes awaits.

Just like Rabi-Ribi, there are plenty of collectibles, but this time, you can make the consumables by yourself. The new currency is now Zenny, which can be earned by completing objectives and blowing stuff up.

(cues Miriam booing and Cocoa cheering)


The consumables also come in variety, so different ones offer different healing and/or buffs. So your enemies will be baked and then there will be cake.

And you bet, many of the sound effects are from Rabi-Ribi, you can find references in the game too, and even some of the moves are the pulled off the same way as the similar ones from Rabi-Ribi, so the vibes are still there. If you enjoyed the hammer-throwing and magic-shooting, you will like the dagger-poking, wrench-bonking, and well, cyberpunk-ish magic-shooting.

I believe it's not Saiste who made the CGs, so um, as someone who looked at Rabi-Ribi art style for 3000 hours straight, TEVI feels a little off somehow? But still cute though.

Music is from the same composer, but I didn't quite feel the same exploring, hammer-throwing, and bullet-dodging vibe from Rabi-Ribi. Hopefully it's just me getting slow with new music.

Anyways, the moral is, if you are a forklift-certified UPRPRC member, you really should try this out.

Oh yeah, the price is like almost doubled from Rabi-Ribi (cues Cocoa booing), given how well Rabi-Ribi is made in my opinion, I hope TEVI can catch up or even dethrone it someday.

Below are meme-posting and you should not read them.

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Hello and, again, welcome to the UPRPRC HQ. We hope your long journey on Rabi Rabi Island has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to assign you to a new task. Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias-

The Warp Stone will now teleport you to a new dimension known as TEVI in 3, 2, 1.

Be advised, unlike all sentient lifeforms found on Rabi Rabi Island, most, if not all, of the sentient lifeforms in TEVI, can speak, have voice, be organic and/or mechanical. Please proceed with caution.

You will now infiltrate this facility owned by a local bandit organization called "The Golden Hands", the UPRPRC HQ believes that a bunny girl is entrapped within.

This bunny girl is Tevi, and she will accompany you through the adventure. Please take care of her.

The symptoms most commonly developed by UPRPRC members is the obsession of bunny girls, the urge of putting bunny ears on their heads, and the attempt of becoming real bunny girls.

The UPRPRC HQ reminds you that Tevi has real bunny ears, will only threaten to stab other hostile sentient lifeforms and, in fact, is a true bunny girl. In the event that Tevi does state about herself being a human and/or take off her bunny ears, the UPRPRC HQ urges you to disregard her statements and actions, and enjoy the adventure like you do in Rabi-Ribi.

The UPRPRC HQ also needs to remind you that Tevi, while not shown frequently on the camera feed, is indeed perfectly capable of swinging an oversized wrench. The Grand UPRPRC Council acknowledges the possibility of Tevi being an engineer that solves practical problems, and therefore, having the ability to blow the dumb look right off your face. Doing things in Texas style is not recommended.

After the adventure ends, the UPRPRC HQ requires you to escort Tevi back to the UPRPRC base located in Rabi Rabi Park, Rabi Rabi Island. A Warp Stone will soon be transported to the nearest save point around you at the appropriate time. Twelve out of ten senior UPRPRC commanders approve that Tevi and Erina must have a fair snuggling showdown on Irisu's bed.

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*Me dying for the 7th time*

Katu * Hmm, you are back again? You see, this is what I don't understand about you.

Katu * You know I'm going to destroy you again, but you just don't give up.

Katu * Like, I know a bunny girl in another dimension called Rabi Rabi Island, and I know there exists someone just like me in a pyramid.

Katu * The pyramid is full of traps and dangerous foes, bullets and spikes are everywhere, stuff like that. And that bunny girl just decides to rush the pyramid guardian with a hammer. A frickin' hammer.

Katu * I, of course, cannot laugh, as that would be unfitting of my image.

Katu * So the guardian whacks her over and over and over with her staff, and her fairy friend is like, "NOOOOOOO!"

Katu * The guardian even takes her violin and makes a funny song for her.

Katu * Out of desperation, the face of the bunny girl is like... Ugh, I don't even know how to describe.

Katu * Anyways, maybe you had to be there or something.

Katu * The moral is: You are a human, and TEVI is a great game. Even if you aren't a friend of that bunny girl, you should still buy it.


Katu * Now let's not end the fun for both of us, shall we?

Very well-made mod, I honestly can't believe the source engine can still offer such outstanding visual effects.

The fact that this is a community-made mod just makes it even better, better than those so-called RTX remakes in my opinion.

+rep from a TITAN RTX user

I'm mildly concerned when there is a poppo that speaks normally.

Her power of darkness grants her +1 ATK but at the cost of 1 more REC (5/+1/+1/-1/6) and some taxes for not settling things like gentlemen. Her stats are pretty beefy, so take your fights unless you have other plans.

Her hyper is, in my opinion, not every good. First, I don't like cards that do random stuff. Second, all the random stuff are pretty weak. If it lowers everyone's HP to 2, then follow it up with a card discard or a drop panel mechanic, that would be at least serviceable.

Now that's a voice I would love to hear from Star Breaker, or maybe Kiriko to some degree.

Even when grown up, the stats are still the same (7/-1/-1/-1/5), and now she even takes damage for warping, who would have thought? Warping does hurt Mother Poppo but she gets some stars and a card for compensation, and you can always make use of it to KO yourself tactically if the situation calls for an environment KO, so it's a double-edge sword that you should be using wisely.

Unlike the Lesser (original/stock/whatever you call her) Poppo, Mother Poppo has a one-of-a-kind hyper card. What does it do? It gives you stars whenever you take damage during the effect, and when it either expires naturally or is cancelled manually by using another one, it heals all damage taken during that effect. So the idea is simple: Use one hyper at full HP, start taking fat hits on purpose and keep a few healing cards handy so you can take even more fat hits, and then make profit as you bounce back from 1 HP to full. Oh, don't worry about the cost, it's so cheap.

She doesn't even sound like a mom, so why not change her name to the Greater Poppo? Or even Elder Sister Poppo?