I was just 15 years old, i loved steam so much. I had all the early access indie games. I pray to gabe every night, thanking him for the steam summer sales. Gabe is love i say, Gabe is life. My dad hears me and call me a nerd. I know he's just jealous of my High level and steam badges. I called him a console peasant. He takes away my laptop and goes to play fifa and call of duty on his xbox one. I'm crying now and i'm so bored. I feel a good bargain is moving toward me. It's gabe, I am so happy. He leans over and whispers in my ear "Your wallet is mine" I'm ready. I open my wallet for gabe. He reaches in and pulls out note after note. It feels so wrong but i'd do it for gabe. I can feel my eyes water as my wallet begins to drain. I make micro transactions for him. I want to fund the valve developers. He laughs a jolly laugh as he fills my library with good value indie games. My dad walks in. Gabe looks him straight in the eye and says "Half life 3 is coming". He leaves through the window. Gabe is love, gabe is life.
Epilogue: Half life 3 is not coming........ Half life 3 is never coming......... Gabe is love, gabe is life.







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