I may leak oil, I may leak coolant, I may lack women on my [redacted] but one thing that I do great, one thing that I never lack, one thing I could never leak… my crippling gambling addiction.

you ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ popcorn

Slow

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.