+rep taller in real life :)

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Im a bad father, but to me being a good gambler was better than being a good father. The slots, the a machine i understand. Roulette, thats something I can get my head around. Sending my kids to daycare year round, summer included; im sitting there, blackjack, these guys are my family. you cant win if you dont play is what I tell my son. I put 50/50, they told me i didnt put any chips down, check, check, I check, they didnt take that, fist fight at the table.