twerk a lerk

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

twerk

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5%of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

-rep

So this is a guy that ive played gta with and against for over a year now and i tell you what!
I thought he's a decent well mannered sexy, native and racist guy!
He invited me to his house in the Florida to have sex,i was quite excited,he had sent me ♥♥♥♥ pics before and i tell you what... I came a LOT!
I go up to his door and what i see just shocks me! A ♥♥♥♥♥?! I ask a thug on the street for his handy dandy machete and chop his head off! DONT TRUST SEXY VOICE!

♥♥♥♥ u