On January 1st 2020 Between the hours of midnight and dawn: After making a spectacular appearance at a strange underground rave behind an adult video, in a warehouse, where I performed a series of what people would only be able to describe as miracles, I traveled to the witches tower at presidio park where I invoked my Native American shamanic ancestors allowing me to communicate with the dogs of the earth through a series of howls. With the synchonized help of mans best friend I tuned a frequency in the earths atmosphere opening a star gate to Paleydes allowing an influx of galactic energy through a conduit.

Using this energy I was able to create a large ball of galactic energy similar to the spirit bomb used by goku in Dragon Ball Z. I used this energy ball to destroy the dark energy grid that was engulfing a large portion of the earths inner crust. In doing so I saved the lives of many from the fairy realm that were at war with the evil energy constructs. For this service I was given these emissary companions.

154 hours on rainbow six siege, no wonder he is popular with da LADIES!!!! GO GET HIM HUNNIES

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Eats butt