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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:58am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:47am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:56am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 9:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:43am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 5:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:41am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 2:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:00am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 5:33am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:43am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:30am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:50am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:34am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:21am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:35am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:26am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:46am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:42am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:15am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:37am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:40am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:44am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:25am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:37am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:56am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:58am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:22am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:42am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:33am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:48am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:08am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:25am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:04pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:49am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:01am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 11:32am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:46am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:32am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:29am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:11am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:48am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:32am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:53am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 10:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 10:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:54am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:41am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:13am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:29am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 5:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 10:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:47am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:59am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 7:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:49am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:00am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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