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(1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
(2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
(3) What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
(4) We won't need reservations.
(5) It's always sunny there this time of the year.
(6) Don't worry, it's not loaded.
(7) They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
(8) Don't worry! Women love it!
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Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
-- Lazarus Long
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Genderplex, n.:
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment --
but many other things ceased as well. Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Nietzsche
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He
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