Recent reviews by Mr. Table Size

Valve did their part!

2023 PTSD Simulator Of The Year

I threw a table at a pedestrian with my PhysGun and now I'm doing 40-life. 11/10 would get convicted of homicide again.

With SturmBots installed this game is the definition of "Old But Gold." Definitely can see why it was held in such high esteem back in its hay day.

Steer clear of the game now. Dev team apparently got axed so the game is either going to become a terrible Hell Let Loose knock off or just die outright.

Ghost appeared and detonated my kidneys. 10/10

What can I say? I absolutely love this game! It is clear that a lot of care and love has gone into the making of this game. For an extremely early access title this game has so much play value to it! The dev is incredibly active and quick to respond to bugs. This game is just fantastic and for anyone who considers themselves a tank enthusiast this is definitely the game for them!

It's free? What more could you want?

Well I've already clocked 32 hours so that ought to say something considering the game has only been out for about 3 days. It really is a fantastic game. Tons of new features, improved graphics, and so many new cars! Now I'm not gonna say its perfect, no game is, but it definitely has had a lot of work put into it and ultimately is a pretty solid experience. I would highly recommend it if you love cars and, like me, love barn finding!

If you couldn't tell by the amount of hours I have clocked I love this game! I've been playing it since early 2016 and the progress the devs have made over the past 5 years is truly incredible! This is one of the few games where I can honestly say it feels like a passion project as the devs put so much love into every vehicle and every map. Now if you are running on a lower end system I do have to warn you that it can be taxing and features like traffic AI might not be a viable option if you want to enjoy a smooth FPS experience. In spite of the rather high system requirements (atleast to get the absolute fullest out of the game) I can still say that even on my old laptop I enjoyed the game so much and I would highly recommend it to any fellow gearheads (or petrolheads) out there as this is, in my opinion, the pinnacle of car driving sims!