Things I gave to Dota 2:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Dota 2 gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez game" spam
11. Multilingual cursing
12. Lag

11 / 10 would play again