They also have a town called South Boston. Really? Of all the possible names, why the blue ♥♥♥♥ would anyone name a town South Boston? Must confuse the ♥♥♥♥ out of people. Don't mind me, I'm just going to South San Francisco. It's no where near actual San Fran, so ♥♥♥♥ you I guess. ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥.

All bought on credit too because ♥♥♥♥ the real world, we're gen z, we live online where we can escape our problems and pretend like we're going to change the world once the boomers die but won't because we never learned how to accomplish anything except tiktok dance. I bet this guy drives a red car even thought red cars are statistically pulled over by cops more often than other colors. Doesn't matter, this guy's got money to burn if he's sending streamers cash so they can sharpie his name on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pickle rick while stradling it. Probably buys the expensive fuel even though his car doesn't need it but someone once said that the car drives faster and that's enough incentive for him. Then he can drive no where faster because let's be honest, there's no where to go in Virginia anyway. Just google mapped the place and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they actually have a town called Farmville. The metaverse is breaking into this reality.

Biggest waste of money I've ever seen. No ROI or plan. "Hey you're streamer, shut up and take my money". It's terrible money management like this that makes me fear for the future of the country. I seriously wonder if kids these days know where money comes from or what it takes to earn it. Probably just chucked it on a credit card with 54% interest (compounding hourly) then just shreds the bill when it arrives. Better yet, probably pays someone to frame each credit card bill because framing is expensive as ♥♥♥♥ (I recently found out). Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, just checked his inventory and it's worse than expected. Could probably sell all this ♥♥♥♥ and buy a rental property that pays residual income every month but no, pixels matter more. Kill me now. I bet this guy has prime real estate in the metaverse. Probably has a nice place on the EDGE of the ocean. I bet this metaverse property is named the EDGE and costs more than a kidney.

i pooped today

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⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
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⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟+Rep⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄

As cracked as he is jacked, hands down one of the best baiters I've ever had the honor of playing with. Would rate his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ an 8/10 - fairly tight but also a little crusty